It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints. Too many prisons have become early coffins. Be

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1. It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
2. Too many prisons have become early coffins.
3. Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
4. She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
5. I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
6. He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.
7. They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.
8. Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.